Archive for June, 2009

People * Money

30Jun09

Had to give this some cred …

Via @soulsmithy via @devincf via @kepeira via Media.Fukung.Net?


Setting: I’m approaching strangers downtown for reax to a new arena football team coming to town soon.
I introduce myself to a Seattle man as a World reporter and ask him a few questions. I quickly realize he’s from out of town and won’t have much to say. So I thank him and go to leave, [...]


From the book.



I am insanely excited.
For the first time ever, my sister Nicki and her family are coming up to visit us in Washington! We’ll be kickin’ it so Wallace/Shea/King/Gomez/Brassfield/Sherman-hard in the dub riches for the Fourth.
The last time I was with both my big sisters at the same time was in 2003, same with all their [...]


Date: August 2006
Setting: Tonykins and I had just started at WAZZU and were somewhat clinging to each other in the scary new college world. While he unpacked, I colored him this drawing. There’s so many inside jokes up there that if I tried to explain even one, my laptop would explode into a raucus chorus [...]


Something you didn’t know about me: I’m a fabulous pen pal. Ever since my trailer-park bff moved away in elementary school, I’ve kept in touch with a couple of the best people ever.
For example, this conversation took place about a year ago.
Me: “I wrote J***** a four-page letter today.”
An ex: “About what?”
Me: “Oh like, what [...]


Paradigm shift

28Jun09

This is why no one, including myself, should ever let me change the music when I’m drunk.

About four more drinks later, I’ll be lying on your kitchen floor singing along to Tom Waits’ “Warm Beer And Cold Women.”


This week marks NINE YEARS that I’ve been vegetarian.
And you know what? It’s stupid.
Though there are some diet benefits, because you’re cutting out major sources of calories, the cons are plentiful.
I’m sick of always being anemic. If I don’t take my iron for a couple of days, I get super dizzy and my vision goes [...]


I Hate So Much was right.
Snacks and Shit is fucking hilarious.
New goal for today: Finish the second half of the archives. 183 posts down, 176 to go.